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King of the Hill
Back 2 Back Chapter 2
King ofThe HillA Peggy & LuanneEpisode: "Back 2 Back"ActIIPart I: Peggy Calls for Help(Peggypacing the room panickingly)Peggy:(hypervenalating) "Oh God! Oohh God! What are we going todo? What are we going to do?" (stops)(Peggyreaches for the glue tube again, sees manufacturing address)Peggy:"I know! We will call them, and they will get us out of thisjam!"Luanne:"Can't we just call Unca Hank?"P
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King of the Hill
Knock knock Chapter 1
Hank Hill was at thedoorsteps of the Soupanousenphone family, wondering what in the worlddid his boastful neighbor, Kahn, want. He knocked the door and stoodwith his hands in his pockets as he stared at the ground.He was not prepared. Thedoor opened and before Hank looked up, he was greeted with a Howdyneighbor! but it wasn't in the tone of a cheerful jackass, oh no.It was in the tone of acheerful
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King of the Hill
Guilt Conquers Chapter 1
GuiltConquers (At Last)My versionof Nancys Boys episode, only reading the episode summary.Chapter 1:Guilt Sinks InNancy andJohn Redcorn were laying in his bed in his trailer.14years Nancy said. 14 years weve gotten away with this.How crazy is that?Not very.Your husband is moronic, paranoidAlright,shug. Thats enough.SorryWillthis make it better? he breathed down her neck and then kissed hertenderly
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King of the Hill
Guilt Conquers Chapter 2
Chapter 2Decisions Aftera little thought on Nancys drive home from work, she realized thatwhat had happened between her and Dale the previous day was somethingvery special. Something worth celebrating. And she knew just how todo itWhen she gotto the house, Dale was outside with his friends so she went in tomake a phone call.Hello?PeggyOh hi,Nancy. Did you umhave fun last night?Thatsexactly what Im
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King of the Hill
Tying Knots Chapter 1
King of thehill Tying KnotsAuthorsnote: Okay, so I used to watch King of the Hill a bit when I waslittle, but I just now started watching the reruns every night abouta month or so ago. So if things arent accurate, its because Ihavent been watching it since show 1, okay? But Im pretty sureits pretty accurate, because when I get into a show, I really getinto it. ;) Dale tries tomake cigarettes taste
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King of the Hill
Tying Knots Chapter 2
Chapter 2Peggywatched out the window as Nancy walked over to her house next door.She had a feeling she knew what was going to happen next, because italways happened when John Redcorn came over.Nancy walkedup to her doorstep and said something to John Redcorn, and sureenough, next thing Peggy knew, they were both walking inside theGribbles house. Peggy sighed and shook her head. She didnt knowwho t
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King of the Hill
Tying Knots Chapter 3
AuthorsNote: Sorry, everyone else just nearly disappeared in this chapter.Oops! xD. It seems its really centered on Nancy and Dale. Butreally the whole story was anyway. I just tried to throw someBobby/Connie in there but they fixed things last chapter, so oh well.Ill try to do better in future stories. Remember this is my firstKOTH one! xDChapter 3:The Dance of DoomThanksfor warming up my side of
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King of the Hill
Tying Knots Chapter 4
Chapter 4After Dalehad finally gotten his cast taken off, Nancy decided to tell him thenews.Sugshe started one evening.Yes,Nancy?I havesome good news.Well, outwith it then.Impregnant! she smiled widely.Dale juststared at her blankly. Okay, whats the good news?Thatsthe good news!I thoughtI told you I wasnt ready for a kid right now?But sug,I couldnt help it, and dont you dare tell me to have anabor
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King of the Hill
Tying Knots Chapter 5
Chapter 5SugNancy touched Dales arm gently.Dale wassilent for a moment and then he spoke. 13 yearsSugNancy repeated.Ivejust got one question for you right now NancyWhat isthat?Dale lookedat her seriously in the eye and said, Is that baby in your wombmine?Yes,Dale, it is.Okay.Just making sure. He walked off into their bedroom. Nancy followedhim and sat at the foot of the bed beside him.Now sug,I kn
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King of the Hill
Tying Knots Chapter 6
Chapter 6The nextmorning, Dale got up to get ready for work. Nancy had opened her eyesand just watched him. Dale noticed this and neither of them said aword. Nancy just lay in bed for a while. She had lots of differentemotions inside her. Although she felt like a weight had been lifted,she still felt guilt. Ending things with John Redcorn didnt fixwhat happened in the past. All it did was reduce t
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King of the Hill
Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 1
A/N:I wan't to give credit to blackrose612 for giving me my idea's. Thanks so much. It wouldn't't be fair if I didn't mention you for the inspiration. People liked your story so I thought that I should do something like your story. And maybe you will start updating your story cause it's super good! I hope!35793659047606702756076jgfeigheir38459085-3285903rgjhguiwth058340rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr2342234211
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King of the Hill
Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 2
A/N: I haven't really gotten any replies on this story but I wanted to update it like I said I would. Once again I apologize for such an extensive delay. If you haven't red the last thing I posted then please do so and vote. Like I said. If you don't vote then I'll have to decide on my own. Feel free to give me advice. I'm shure to use and and mension you in the story!disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN KING
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King of the Hill
Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 3
A/N: Well school is out for this tired soon to be Junior. I havn't grasped the consept yet that it's out and I will never see my old teachers again! But some of themwere really nice.In any case since it's summer I'll get a bunch of free time to update my stories! yay!Anyways let's get this show on the road!5235315435435154351354313Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN KING OF THE HILL...But I wish I did...(pou
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King of the Hill
Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 4
A/N: I'm finding myself apologizing alot lately! But I hope you didn't forget much of this story! Since Christmas Break is coming up soon I'm going to be waiting for a comment and as soon as I do I'll start typing away again!enjoy!Disclaimer: I don't own KOTH!As soon as the car stopped in the driveway of the Hills,( located on Rainy St.) Bobby rushed out and threw the door. Not bothering to close
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King of the Hill
Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 5
A/N: I'll update sooner. I hope! Enjoy all the reads. I used a diff. writing style half way down.
Tell me if you want simple reads or complex reads.
or maybe a mix of both. Be honest.Disclaimer: I don't own KOTH! but I wish I sorta did.The Birds were chirping as Bobby woke up. Then fell asleep. Then again he woke up with the sun shinning brightly into his eyes. He squinted his eyes and g
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King of the Hill
Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 6
A/N: Not much to say. I just hope that you enjoy it. I had to re-read all of the chapters to get familiar with the writing style again. I did this all in a day! Cause if I didn't then....well that's not the point!.......................Disclaimer: I don't own KOTH....
Previously: Goku drove Bobby home. By the time they got there it was two in the afternoon. Goku put the car into park and pres
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King of the Hill
Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 7
A/N: Okay, some people are starting to like this story. Well I have news for you people. This story is about to get better!
But to tell you the truth I don't know what I'm about to write. With every story I update I write this and before I write the actual chapter. I wan't to give thanks to the following reviewers.OrangeSushi: Thanks for reading this story of mine. You really gave me the moti
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King of the Hill
Dales Bills Boomhauers explanation to Wesley Chapter 1
Dales Bills and Boomhauers explanation to WesleyThis is supposed to take place in Straight as an Arrow where Wesley was spraying Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer with mace spray.Mr. Wesley sir, will you please stop spraying us with that terrible horrible mace spray. cried Bill.Yeah, please stop. agreed Dale and Boomhauer.Ill stop only if you tell me why in the world you guys unexpectedly are trespassing
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King of the Hill
All In The Same Chapter 1
Arlen, Texas was so, howdo I describe it? Texas. Green lawns. Pick-up trucks in thedriveways. A few people walking their dogs now and again. Kids ridingbikes. Something was missing to make it complete. But I couldn't putmy finger on it."Is this it?" Iasked, glancing at the home we just pulled up next to. Classicsuburban house. Well, classic suburban Texas house. I liked itthough.She nodded. "Yes,
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King of the Hill
AC Adoptor Chapter 1
A/N: Title is not a typo. I mean adoptor, as in adopt: to take up and make one's own.This fic is based on a dream I had about Boomhauer getting lost at sea. Unfortunately, as I wrote this, the part based on the dream got kinda smooshed. But I do like how this turned out, even if I do think it gets a little weak in places. I also think I put in too much Dale for a group-based episode. Curse my inab
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King of the Hill
AC Adoptor Chapter 2
It was evening when the small convoy reached home. Two of the cars parked, then Hank and Dale congregated to watch Bill attempt to park the convertible. Hank to make sure nothing happened, and Dale to catch it if something did happen.Dale lit a cigarette and said smiling, ..Bet ya five-to-one he scratches it.Hanks eyes widened at the probable odds. He trotted over to Bill, who was inching toward B
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King of the Hill
AC Adoptor Chapter 3
Earlythe next morning, back out at sea, the loud clanging of a bell jerkedBoomhauer rudely from his sleep. Grunting in surprise, he spilled outof his below deck hammock. Around him, his shipmates crawled moreeasily from their sleeping places, being used to the noise.Aftera quick morning routine the crew assembled on deck. Boomhauer noticedhow there was hardly any light. Why, they must have only go
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King of the Hill
Peggy Becomes Almost Famous Chapter 1
Author's Note: MikeJudge owns King of the Hill. Cameron Crowe owns Stillwater and PennyLane. This is sort of a crossover of King of the Hill and AlmostFamousPeggyBecomes Almost FamousByNeedlesIt's a sunny day inArlen, Texas. Hank Hill is sitting in his kitchen listening to theradio."And Stillwateris going on a reunion tour. They'll be performing at the Arlen Arenaon Friday," said the radio announc
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King of the Hill
Peggy Becomes Almost Famous Chapter 2
Peggy Becomes Almost FamousChapter 2Arlen Arena. Stillwater Concert.Hank, Peggy, Dale, Nancy, Bill, and Boomhauer are at the arena. Cheers could heard all around from fans. A man approaches the stage."Hello, Arlen!" announced Dick Roswell, Stillwater's manager, with his British accent. "From Troy, Michigan: Stillwater!" The crowd cheered.Later.Stillwater is doing their song Fever Dog. Bill is insa
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King of the Hill
Cycle of Faith Chapter 1
Bobby,wake up before the teacher sees you sleeping! Joseph nervouslywhispered to Bobby as he shook him.Huh? What? Bobbyasked in confusion while adjusting to the lighting of this classroom.Joseph, Bobby! Notalking in my classroom! Mr. Hubert yelled with eyes of thestudent in the classroom begins to look at the two.Sorry Mr. Hubert.They both said in unison. Mr. Hubert continued on with his lecture a
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King of the Hill
Cycle of Faith Chapter 2
The clock was tickingslowly and sweat started to drip down on the forehead of theassistant manger of Strickland. Hank, will you continue with themeeting, please?Hank came back toreality, Oh, sorry Mr. Strickland. He stammered as he tried tocontinue on with the meeting, only to clumsily drop the papers fromhis wet hands. Hank has been under a lot of stress lately. He had tokeep helping out in payin
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King of the Hill
King of the Hill Deathmatch Chapter 1
Note: This may contain archaic references because I actually started it ages ago and finished it just now. I don't own anything mentioned from hereon out, except the randomness.Peggy was driving her car and she said, I am rhythm now.Then she turned into the Elite Beat Agents and they hit their head onBlue Dot Number Five. Then they turned into the Blue Man Group wherethey hit pipes with computers.
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King of the Hill
Explosion Humor Chapter 1
ALRIGH THIS IS MY FIRST ANIMATION FICXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXalright PULL!!!!!!!!!!!yelled bobby hill at dale who shot the catapult.the teddy bear was flying in the air then bill shot it and boomhaur took a pistureWHOOHOO!whats billA prpoane dale.READY AN--.BOBBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING.Shooting stuff
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King of the Hill
Dales Secret Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the King of the Hill characters except Jessica, Dales new daughter.Notes: This is set in 2010 in the summertime, just to let you know. This is only for King of the Hill fans and people who like the idea of DalexPeggyxBill and NancyxHank. Chapter One: Dale's ObsessionNancy Hicks-Gribble, Dale Gribbles wife started working at Strickland Propane, the same place as Hank
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King of the Hill
Dales Secret Chapter 2
Chapter Two: Dale's True Feelings For PeggySay, Dale, any idea where Hank would be? said Bill.Nope, said Dale. Probably wasting time with Peggy.You seem to be talking about her lot, yo, said Boomhauer. Dang ol man, crush on her or sumthinNuh-uh! lied Dale.Shes mine! said Bill. It was kind of obvious that he has had a major crush on her since Bills divorce with Lenore. My God, hes so obsessed with
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King of the Hill
Bobby's First gangbang Pt 1.
On a hot summer day Bobby Hill was sitting in his living room watching T.V. While he was watching T.V. his mom (Peggy Hill) walked in "Bobby why don't you go outside?" she asked."Its too hot mom and besides even if i did go outside what would i do? Joseph is out with his dad at the gun range and i cant find dad anywhere so i cant play catch with him" he replied clearly not paying attention to is m
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King of the Hill
Dales Secret Chapter 3
Chapter Three: Watching over Peggy isnt the easiest.Just to warn you, Dale while youre watching over Peggy, while Nancy and I are gone, shes not the easiest to watch. Bobby, on the other hand just leave him alone for 2 hours and he finds things to do, said Hank. But Luanne, you step on her stuff and have to deal with her mood swings because of pregnancyjust warning you.I can do it all, said Dale.G
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King of the Hill
Bobbys Obsession Chapter 1
Chapter 1It was a sunny Sunday afternoon. Bobby, Connie, and Joseph were in the alley with their bikestrying to decide where to go."Can we go to the bookstore?" asked Connie. "There's a new SAT practice book I want to get.""No way!" replied Joseph. "Can't you get it someother time when we're not with you?""The SAT's aren't going to wait 'some other time'!" retorted Connie. "I need it now!""Guys, g
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King of the Hill
Bobbys Obsession Chapter 2
Hank Hill returned home from StricklandPropane in a good mood."I'm home!" he called out."Hi Hank! How was work?"asked Peggy."Great!" replied Hank."Where's Bobby?""In his room reading."answered Peggy.Hank sighed and headed to Bobby's room."It better not be elves again." he muttered. He opened thedoor and saw Bobby laying on his bed reading."Whatcha reading there son?"asked Hank."It's this really co
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King of the Hill
Bobbys Obsession Chapter 3
Chapter 3: Bobby theSand MasterThe next morning, Bobby Hill walkedinto Tom Landry Middle School in a good mood. As he walked down thehallway, the other students stared at him bewildered. Some evenlaughed, but Bobby didn't care. When he finally got to his locker, hesaw that Joseph was waiting there."Hey Joseph." said Bobby ashe spun the combination lock on his locker."Hey dude." said Josephsleepily
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King of the Hill
Gribble Drabble Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do notown any of these characters, Fox does.The image of him, herex-lover had been burning in her mind for quite awhile now, and itscared her very much. She knew to go back to him would not only bemost certainly the wrong thing to do; and to do it would be to sinkdown to a lowly level. Nancy wanted to prove that she could be strongwithout him. She did not need him-and besides; she lo
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King of the Hill
Gribble Drabble Chapter 2
Nancyswitched the radio off the second the first love song came on. Atthis time, she wanted to be lost in her own thoughts. Her husband didnot say much; he seemed to be deep in thought as well. When theyfirst set out, she had asked him where they where going, but he wouldnot tell her. She felt too tired to argue at that point, and just washappy to be able to shut her eyes for a little while.MaybeI
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King of the Hill
Quel est le probleme avec des Francais Chapter 1
Mrs.G.: Hi! This is my first time writing a King of the Hill fic, so be nice!George F. Handel: If you dont like the idea, dont read. I may be a composer, but I know the art of fencing!Title: Quel est le problme avec des Franais?Fandom: King of the HillDisclaimer If I owned King of the Hill, I would have made this one already. All the characters you dont recognize are mine though, as well as the pl
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King of the Hill
King of the Hill Throwdown Chapter 1
The third in the KOTH series! It still makes no sense! I still don't own anything mentioned in the story! Too many exclamations!Hey, Dad, I want to report a gas leak, Bobby said.Okay, Ill be right there! Hank hurriedly replied.Its in your pants!In anger, Hank pulled out a fart machine and threw it at Bobby. Suddenly, there was a light the exact opposite of blinding.Hank, Im gonna need the Boggle t
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King of the Hill
Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 1
Kingof the HillAConnie & Luanne EpisodeSkipto My Lu My DarlingWrittenby Mr. SemajPrologueAtArlen First Methodist Church, Luanne is in her dressing room puttingthe finishing touches on something...Sheis sitting at her mirror, as she finishes brushing the donkey's hair.She combs the cat's whiskers, strokes the octopus' tentacles, anddusts off the penguins hat.Luannetakes a deep breath...Luanne:"
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King of the Hill
Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 2
King of the HillA Connie & Luanne EpisodeSkip to My Lu My DarlingWritten by Mr. SemajAct IIScene I Former OwnerLuanne and Patterson meet Reverend Stroup in her office that day to confirm this sudden revelation. Reverend Stroup reads some documents laying out Pattersons priorities on the puppets.Reverend Stroup: Gee, it looks like this man is telling the truth, Luanne.Patterson: That is right.
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Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 3
Kingof the HillAConnie & Luanne EpisodeSkipto My Lu My DarlingWrittenby Mr. SemajActIIISceneI Trouble AheadAt a local toystore, children and their parents start to ignore the Manger Babiesmerchandise on the shelves.At Rainey Street,Boomhauer and Bill are standing dejectedly in the alley, as they bothhad a pretty slow week.Plans for the nextManger Babies episode is put on hiatus. Luanne and Pa
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