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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 9
Chapter9: The Simpsons!Previouslyin THE WORLD BURNS(Lizexits into the building and stomps into Mr. Burns office)YouViciously evil jackass! Listen, I like it when youre like thislike that time you kicked Bart into the ocean, the time you blockedout the sun, all those times you stole Christmas youre an evilman and I love you but you have no right NO RIGHT to do this to meor the people of this world!
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Beneath the styrofoam sky Chapter 1
Witheach word he read of the article on the web site which he wascurrently studying on his home computer, the look of revulsion onWaylon Smithers face grew more intense. He began to shake his headat disbelief.GoodLord, Waylon said to himself,how can I be a party to this? MyGod, the things that it says on these web sites about what BirchBarlow and all his bigoted friends have been advocating doing
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A Mogul Most Unyielding and Others Chapter 1
Thealarm clock went off sharply at seven. Mr. Burns allowed it to ringoh, two times before becoming irate. Where was that useless Smithers?Ususally he arrived promptly at 6:59 in time to turn off the infernalcontraption. Oh, he could feel the goo in his eardrums sloshing!Heswatted his hand at the clock angrily, becoming increasingly morefrustrated as it ignored him. How did Smithers usually operat
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Simpsons Character Care Manual Chapter 4
Authors Note: Sorry its taken so long but Ive been working on other stories and life got in the way.Disclaimer: I dont own the Simpsons.Care and Keeping ofLisa SimpsonCongratulations!You are now the proud owner of your own Lisa Simpson! Be sure to read this manual thoroughly to be sure that Lisa doesnt try (and fail) to improve your behavior.What Have I Purchased?You have purchased a Lisa Simpson.
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Simpsons Character Care Manual Chapter 5
Authors Note: Im glad you all liked the last chapter. This is the last one with the Simpson family unless I do Grandpa. After this Im going to doI dont know yet. Ill update soon though, Im really enjoying writing this!Disclaimer: I dont own the Simpsons.Care and Keeping ofMaggie SimpsonCongratulations!You are now the proud owner of your own Maggie Simpson! Be sure to read this manual thoroughly so
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Simpsons Character Care Manual Chapter 6
Authors Note: Sorry for the delay and no offence to anyone in Missouri for the quote I usedAuthors Note: Sorry for the delay and no offence to anyone in Missouri for the quotes I used! Please take it with good humor!Disclaimer: I dont own the Simpsons!Care and Keeping ofGrandpa Abraham SimpsonCongratulations!You are now the proud owner of a Grandpa Simpson! Be sure to read the manual thoroughly so
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Kidnap Chapter 31
Thanks to Penelope2000, Madam Pegasus, Twilight Emo Wind Goddess 801, & Evil-at-the-moment for reviewing! Ugh, Im looking through the Simpsons fanfic pageand I dont see many Bob fanfics. Come on people! Well actually, that story Three Kisses is cute! Lolnot many more besides that.I cant recall the name in itself of the episode where Bob has to search for the guy who wants Homer dead but if you
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The Ringer Chapter 1
THE RINGERTHE RINGERA/n: This storycontains descriptions of graphic and implied violence (but nothingworse than some Bruce Willis flicks). Also some mild cussing. If youare offended by such situations, consider yourself warned.Chapter 1 Fat Tonys PlanIts the wee hours ofthe morning and at Springfields Legitimate Businessmens Club.Fat Tony and his henchmen are burning the midnight oil. Lately Tonyh
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The Ringer Chapter 2
Chapter 2 Buddys Search Chapter 2 Buddys SearchBuddy, masquerading as Smithers, pulls into the parking lot of the power plant. He has been well coached in his new role and instructed about what to do. He has no problem passing by the main entrance security guard and looks at the building directory just inside and sees that the office of C. Montgomery Burns is on the ground floor. Looking around
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Kidnap Chapter 35
Thanks to Twilight Emo Wind Goddess 801, Sera, Evil-at-the-moment, Lorescien, and Milou for reviewing!Ive been very busy lately so sorry for the short chapter.The gunshot rang out loudly, echoing for a full minute in this underground room. If Bob was chilled from the draft in the room, he wouldnt be able to tell the difference of dying now. The grunt he gave when he felt the sharp metal pierce his
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Kidnap Chapter 38
Thanks to SHS5011, kat10788, jafarjasmineforever2005, samuri yoshi, ChaosGirl08, and chikokushoujo for reviewing!MomLisa.dad. Maggies voice rang out. It started with typical child like excitement and relief to see her mother, then her sister, but then instantly dropped into worry and disappointment to see Homer. It was like she just fell off a cliff.Barts response was a tad lessoptimistic. His lip
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Kidnap Chapter 39
Woooooo over 200 reviews! Im very happy ^_^Thanks to BlackForestRider, Penelope200, Lii, Chaosgirl08, kat10788, Madam Pegasus (Welcome back by the way!), and StarDustKat for reviewing!The hospital room was quiet after the Simpsons left. It was actually quiet enough to where one could hear a needle hit the ground. How did they know it was that silent? Well, because Bart backed into a nightstand tha
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Kidnap Chapter 40
Thanks to ChaosGirl08 and kat10788 for reviewing!Well, Ive just (foolishly) published a Riddler ficso that means this one will be ending soon. In the next few chapters well be winding downIt was hell, but they managed to get out.As if they were paid a large portion of the ridiculously high bill, the nurses fight like hellcats to make Bob stay in bed. He had been shot after all! He had been shot in
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Mi Mancherai Chapter 3
One of these daysI wont be afraid of stayinwith youI hope and I prayHoping to find a way back to youCause thats where ImhomeDid I make you nervous?Did I ask for too much?Was I not deserving?One second of your touch?-Michelle Branch; One of TheseDaysDespite the fumes from the flood irritating her sinuses, Ruth hadmanaged to stay at her post for the better half of two hours. Part ofher knew that Lis
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Sideshow Slideshow Chapter 7
Here it is, the probably anti-climatic ending to Slideshow Slideshow:An Ending Fit For A BobThe Simpsons call the cops and an hour later, they come. Cheif Wiggum cuffs Bob, who is awake. "Sorry about the lateness, we would've been here sooner, but Lou bet me that I couldn't eat a whole large pizza. I won the bet.""Uh, don't be too proud of that chief." Lou says as he cuffs Cecil."Lou, can you let
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The Holocaust Chapter 4
Inches become miles when you dont have a destination and your warn out and hungryThe hollowscreams, the Germans have taken my soul. In flames of destruction Iroam, psychotic eyes search for me wherever I roam. My feet hasbecome the night sky filled with stars of pain. My stomach groanslike a beast for something edible, anything at all.InvisibleMachine guns barking at me, rattling gun fire where ev
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