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Bart's Adventures part 7
Part 7
It was summer... Bart had 'earned' his passing grade, with the help
of his father- he found it odd he passed every year, but still always
stayed in the same class. But that was just a quick thought: his mind
now was focused on Kamp Crusty. 6 weeks of fun, the great outdoors,
and most importantly- his idol, Krusty, would be there and make this
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The Trip That Changed Everything Chapter 10
Bart watched the clook intensly waiting for the moment when school was over the weekend usually this was a normal habit but today he had purpose. All week long Milhouse had been bugging him asking him questions about the trip and keeping Lisa's secert it was starting to get on Barts last nerve. Glued to the clock he could barley hear what his teacher was talking about. "Bart Simpson do you know wh
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The Mafia Fic Chapter 4
"Mam me despertTonygot up to go to the bath, and moments later the clock of Legs alsosounded. That, and the noise that now was entering due to the opendoor, were enough to wake up Louie. He opened slowly his eyes, butthen closed them strongly, disliked. The clock of Legs kept onsounding, and it was quite annoying. He turned round, he was stillbetween the arms of his friend.
He held his wrist
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A girls gotta do what she has to Chapter 3
Hi ya! Q of the solar system here.Thanks for reviewing. Oh and it is for than petty revenge. Staytuned!Disclaimer: I don't own the Simpsons.Family Can be Hazardous to Your HealthExcuse me madam, The overly perkyflight attendant said. I'm going to have to ask you to turn thatoff.Maggie glared at her. Would it be a badthing if I killed? She pondered. I guess it would since I probably goto jail and
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Bart's Adventures part 8
Part 8
It was summer.. the sweat on Marge's face proved that. She had done
nothing all day but sit in front of the fan, watching TV. The kids
where at camp, Homer working, and the housework; finished. She heard
a steady knock on the door, and she slowly got up to see who it was.
More knocking, this time stronger. She opened the door, and found it
was
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The Trip That Changed Everything Chapter 11
The next day was Saturday and that meant a day of relaxation for Lisa Simpson she could sleep in then wake up to the smell of the brutally slaughtered at least thats what she planned. Until Maggie sneaked into Lisas room stole her pillow and repeatedly beated her over the head repeating Out of bed you daisy head Until Lisas weak eye opened. Dont you know I sleep in on Saturdays? Lisa asked her sis
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The Mafia Fic Chapter 5
"Mam me despertTheplan of the boys worked and Louie could go to the camp with his twofriends. There were approximately twenty or thirty boys, allapparently of Louie's age, but visually he was the smallest. Itwasndt very different from a normal camp: They wake up early,go out to explore, do stupidities that were involving to identifyanimals, recognize marks of civilization, join firewood, do knotsw
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A girls gotta do what she has to Chapter 4
Hi ya! It's the Q of the Solar Systemhere! Vaporeon-chan, thanks for the suggestions for Homer's killer.I'll think about them. Oh soon I'm going to bring Gerry and Nelson toSpringfield as well! Stay tuned and enjoy!Disclaimer: I don't own the Simpsons.The Guilt-Filled Taste OfChocolate Ice Cream CakeThey reached the pink house onEvergreen Treece where she had spend her childhood, by 4:00 pm. Shewe
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The Trip That Changed Everything Chapter 12
The next morning Bart woke up in fright trying to convince himself that the images that haunted him were only made out of his wild imaganation that it was only a nightmare and not reality. Today Bart thought to himself, I'm going to tell her. Tell her it was all a prank, tell her that that it was never supposed to go this far and tell her that her feelings for Rod weren't real. Building up his cou
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A day at the Springfield Police Department Chapter 1
A day at theSpringfield Police departmentMain theme.couchgag: Eddie, Louand Wiggum are sitting on the couch. Marilyn enters the scene andjumps on Lou's womb. Loulooks at Marilyn whileshe smiles cheeky at him.Story begins. Marilynget out of the bus and runs straight in the PD, to the locker rooms -wrong door! Shestops running and opensher eyes. the next thing she sees is a big belly in uniform - Ed
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I dont date thugs Chapter 1
Authorsnote: This was inspired by Harleenquins wonderful story, WaylonSmithers: A Life, particularly chapter 11 where Lovejoy acts likesuch a git towards Smithers. As a Lovejoy fan, I tend to look at himin a rose-coloured-glasses type of manner, but his behaviour in thatstory really made me angry at him, and that is one heck of anachievement. Because of that, and also because of the hint ofcompass
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Death Love and Cowardice Chapter 1
Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are greatly appreciated! Thank you. :)"Death, Love, and Cowardice"The end is coming.The end is coming.That thought at least was consistent throughout every Springfield denizens mind as we stared in shock and confusion and sheer terror at the towering angel above us, the angel that enounced our impending deaths and ultimately made a moc
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Simpsons: Part 3 - Blackmail And Fun
When Marge went into the room she found homer pissed off.
Marge: "what's wrong dear"
Homer: "don't `what's wrong' me Marge, you know dam straight what's wrong.
There isn't anymore fucking beer."
Marge: "Homer watch you language"
Homer: "Fuck that, they either know this words or they don't ok. Now give me
money so I can get drunk again dam it"
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Life to the Fullest Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own The Simpsons characters; only Katrina, Audrina, Tomas, and Rodney.My first story on !! Please read and review; I also accept constructive criticism but no flames. Thank you for reading! Lisa Marie SimpsonAge: 15Occupation: Student at New Springfield High SchoolParents: Homer Simpson and Marge SimpsonSiblings: Bart and MaggieFriends: Allison, Alex, SamanthaEnemies: Sherri,
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On the Run Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not SpongeBob SquarePants.
This is my first SpongeBob story.Enjoy. ^^On the RunAh, what a wonderful day in Bikini Bottom. It looks like SpongeBob and Patrick are in Jellyfish Field. Yet again SpongeBob and his best friend, Patrick are temping to catch another jellyfish.La La La sang SpongeBob. He skipped along behind a swimming jellyfish.SpongeBob. Its almost noon. said Patri
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I dont date thugs Chapter 2
Author's note: For those of you who haven't read "Waylon Smithers: a life" yet, here's a link: /s/3685877/1/WaylonSmithersALifeWaylon Smithers wasnt in school for a long time afterwards, but the teachers didnt seem to notice; and the ones that did seemed to be glad he was gone. This seemed to be the case for the students, too, but not all of them.Ned, Margery and Helen all glanced at the empty des
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What I Pine For Chapter 1
itIsit in the back of Lisas Car, my legs tucked under my chin awayfrom the prying eyes of the neighbourhood children. Im MaggieSimpson, Aged ten, a Reserved Girl who doesnt mix very well, Lostin a world of fate.TheChildren at school act like I dont exist, Like a soulful speck ofdust floating forever in a vacantlandscape, Even the teachers treat me with care, I have to havespecial lessons so everyo
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Life to the Fullest Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I do not own TheSimpsons characters; only Katrina, Audrina, Tomas, and Rodney.My first story on !! Pleaseread and review; I also accept constructive criticism but no flames.Thank you for reading! Chapter 1: Lets Just Do ThisAlreadyBuzz. Buzz. Buzz.Alright, shut up already.Slamming her fist on her alarmclock, Lisa groggily sat up. Just by looking at her, you could tellshe didnt have a g
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Waylon Smithers A Life Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Simpsons characters.Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are very greatly appreciated. Thank you!Waylon Smithers: A LifeFor one of the few times in my life, I truly felt resentful of my boss and best friend, Mr. Burns. Resentment was not commonly a tenant in my heart, at least regarding this particular man. Because resentment and uncond
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What I Pine For Chapter 2
Hibbert said it was themost extra ordinary case he had ever encountered,Maggie maybe thereare such things as miracles, He Chuckled, Mrs Simpson, heAnnounced Addressing Mom, With a case like this by Dinner-TimeLittle Margaret is going to be on every newsstand in Springfield!He ruffled my hair.Only Lisa now knew Icould hear again and I decided to surprise the rest of my family overBreakfast with a w
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xmas new
New Version
Twas the night before XXXmas, in the Simpsons house
Everyone had been fucking, even the cat and mouse,
Homer and Bart were hung like two bears,
Both poking Marge and Lisa without care.
When the family was done, they took to their beds,
While visions of incest danced in their heads,
And
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Life to the Fullest Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I do not own TheSimpsons characters; only Katrina, Audrina, Tomas, and Rodney.Chapter 2: Talk About a Proper HelloThey are seriously trying toohard.Bart with a confused look on hisface and Lisa with a scowl looked at the large sign on thebrown-bricked building.New Springfield High SchoolIf they honestly think puttingnew in front of the original name is going to get them morestudents, t
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What I Pine For Chapter 3
Epilogue----Twenty YearsLater----Maggie Simpson satunder the Beech Tree reading through for the Millionth Time theThirteen Clippings from all those years ago, The papers was nowYellowing with curls in the corners but Maggie smoothed them out andread the same story over and over in different Context.Marge had taken it inher stride to purchase all Thirteen Magazines and Newspapers whereMaggie was fe
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xmas new
New Version
Twas the night before XXXmas, in the Simpsons house
Everyone had been fucking, even the cat and mouse,
Homer and Bart were hung like two bears,
Both poking Marge and Lisa without care.
When the family was done, they took to their beds,
While visions of incest danced in their heads,
And
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Life to the Fullest Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I do not own TheSimpsons characters; only Katrina, Audrina, Tomas, and Rodney.Chapter 3: Warm Welcome? Yeah RightUnknown P.O.V.Wringing my hands together, I lookedat the multicolored buildings as our old blue Camry drove down theone-way road.Things had really changed in sevenyears. The only thing that really stayed the same was thetownspeoples attitude, especially towards her. I cant r
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On the Run Chapter 4
Chapter four: Painful Past, Positive Future.(In this chapter, you find out the identity of Lisas Stepfather next chapter. Some of you mayve already known, and to some, it may be a complete shock. But either way, I hope you enjoy. Itll be short, but definitely sweet. And stay tuned for chapter five.)Lisa awoke to a pair of loving, caring eyes. Those eyes belonged to a gangster and her ex-rival true
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Young Hearts Be Free Tonight Chapter 1
Hello! Its me again, and this time with my very first Simpsons fanfic. Do you ever notice something about that pony-tailed boy, often spotted in every Simpsons episode youve seen? According to The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album (my favorite book), thats Levi Bernstein, the fourth son of Romeo and Pepita Bernstein. Now, we flash-forward 11 years into the future and see what his adventures will be
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xmas old
Original Version
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their bed,
While visions of sugarplums danced in t
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All grown up Chapter 1
Lisa looked up at the buildingtowering in front of her and looked at the note in her hand. Yup. Itwas the same address. She shivered as a cold autumn breeze whistledpast her and tied her bike up against a rotten old tree. Taking abouquet of slightly squashed flowers from her basket, she adjustedher sweater and tried to look determined, yet failed. You can dothis, she thought to herself, you should
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On the Run Chapter 5
ChapterFive: Cold BloodWarning,this chapter is rated M for frequent strong language, andviolence.Lisa and Nelson creptup to the front window of the Simpson house. It was almost midnight,and When Lisa looked into the kitchen window, she shivered. She couldhear them, and see them. Her older brother and her stepfather were atodds yet again.You little prick, ifyou raise your voice to me again Ill fuck
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Waylon Smithers A Life Chapter 4
It wasnt only my parents who abused me, I told Dr. Smith before she could speak. I felt like, well, everyone did at some point. And I began to become accustomed to it, I suppose, although I always longed for one person who would not break my heart in some way.What about Ned Flanders? Dr. Smith asked.I sighed and closed my eyes. Things with Ned only got worse as time went by. It became maddening to
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Homers New Girl Chapter 1
Disclaimer:I do not own any of the Simpsons characters (owned by Matt Groening),except Harley Sampson and her kids from the first book.ChapterOne: Homers Passionate Affair and guess who blabsSo,said Marge. You have to work overtime?Yep,said Homer. He was actually planning to go with his best girl friendto a movie called Hairspray.Havefun, said Marge.Sohe left for work, then he drove to Harleys apa
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xmas old
Original Version
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their bed,
While visions of sugarplums danced in t
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Dont Let Him Hurt Me Again Chapter 1
A/N: Jill Simpson and herfather Martin Simpson are mine. I made them up bc I didn't kno whoelse to use, and I was NOT gonna use Homer. I just can't see ithappening with him. Anywayyyy the Simpsons belong to MattGroening and thereis a warning for this story thxx (:_________________________________________________________________________________10year old Bart Simpson was getting more and more nervo
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Professor Frinks Very Own Character Single Chapter 1
A/N: Bewarned, you will need to use a good deal of imagination for thisstory. Quite frankly, this one embarrasses me. But if it comes tomind, I must write it, so here ya go. Oh, and if you were curious, itcame to mind when I heard Frink singing and randomly thought hedmake a beautiful rapper. That is, of course, if it werent for hisdorkiness (which is awesome).Professor Frink steppedback from his
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The Whole Thing of the Matter Is Chapter 1
TheWhole Thing of the Matter IsNote: Yet another Simpsons fanfiction. A bit more edgy than theMoe-related fics I have done in the past, but real life has trauma aswell as we all know. After seeing The Simpsons movie I laughed, Icried, and I thought Moes undies were really adorable. And cuterstill, he wears little sock garters.Yougo Moe, show off those sexy legs. Yeah, I guess I am a little sweeton
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MARGE THE CUM SLUt
MARGE THE CUM SLUT
(sequel to "Marge The Teacher")
by The Frinkman
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It had been three days since Bart Simpson received oral sex from his mother Marge. Whenever Bart thought about the incredible sensation of his mom sucking his cock, he'd get a stiff erection and would have to m
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Dont Let Him Hurt Me Again Chapter 2
A/N: There is mild graphicsexual abuse in this chapter, not for youngsters to read thxx u havebeen warned_________________________________________________________________________________"Bart, you have totell someone!!" Lisa was furious by now, furious at her uncle,her parents for letting him back in their home after what he did."I can't!! I can'ttell anyone or he'll...he'll do so much worse, Lise
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The Key to Spacetime Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I do notown the Simpsons.A.N.: For thepurposes of the story, its the year 2008 in the present day, andMr. Burns is 104 years old (so he was born in 1904).Chapter 1Location: 742Evergreen Terrace, SpringfieldDate: November 12,2008Time: 5:23 PMThis house is 742Evergreen Terrace, in Springfield. In all outward appearances it is anormal place, with a normal family and good neighbors, and al
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Slumber Party Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Simpsons characters.Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are greatly appreciated!Slumber PartySmithers, its getting late. Are you ready to go yet? Mr. Burns asked, perturbed, as I tied my brand new tanzanite blue bow tie around my neck adroitly but with haste. I had bought it especially for this occasion. Mr. Burns and I had been invited to th
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3d reality
Never in his life had bart been so interested in something, not even missing school, not even krusty, and that said something. He had been pulled to a festival at a local fair, almost kicking and screaming by his parents. The festival held technologies old and new. Bart hat walked scowling, with his father when he came across a stall with masses of electronic equipment on it, there were wires ever
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Dont Let Him Hurt Me Again Chapter 3
A/N: The chapter was alsowritten by me and my friend,and we both wrote everything together.There is a warning. And if u like Bart stop reading at this line.ps the part with lisa inthe principals office is based on true events of my past life__________________________________________________________________________Lisa woke up startled,thinking last night was all just a bad dream. But now it's the
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