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The Estate (Pt1)
The Estate (Pt1)
The car pulled to a stop, the crunching of gravel beneath the wheels ceased, the looming manor which had filled the windscreen as they had approached now filled the entire view on the right hand side, the sun blocked from view the shadow cast over them. The Simpson's stepped from the car and looked up, they all looked at the Manor, they had seen it bef
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Bartman Chapter 9
SideshowBobThis isquiet amusing, Maggie is like a puppet on a string, she will do whatI say, wont you Maggie? I can see the resentment in Margeseyes.Oh butdear Marge it gets better, Lisa and our friend Bart shall joinMaggie, I hear Martin snort at the blue haired lady. He hasinvented what is of unimaginable power, a device that can controlevery under 18 citizen of this town. I dont understand how
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October Chapter 1
AN: This has been a work in progress since last Halloween, one of my longest endeavors ever, and I'm nearing the homestretch so it's time to start adding. Reviews encourage me to type up the rest of this, as it's in my little purple star notebook at the moment. My warning is that this is not a soft story: it's violent, emotional, and, well, a little gory. Prepare thyself for...OctoberLisa Simpson
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So You See Chapter 2
So You See: Chapter 2 Memories and SurprisesDisclaimer: I dont own The Simpsons.Authoresses Note: Thanks to justamirrorforthesuns review. Its much appreciated. I just wanted to say that although I do like slash when its well written I have not written any slash therefore I wouldnt know much about it. This story is going to contain Smithers wishes and hopes and love of Mr. Burns however it is a hu
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special feeling treehouse club
THE SPECIAL FEELING TREEHOUSE CLUBby The FrinkmanLisacame home disappointed.She hadbicycled all the way to the Springfield Library, only to discover it wasclosed.Today was the library's annual"book-dusting" day.Consideringhow few people used the library in Springfield, there were an awful lot ofdusty books to clean."Lousyno-book-reading town!" Lisa thought glumly to herself.Lisawalked into the kit
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The Estate (Pt2)
The Estate (Pt2)
The meal had gone well, as far as burns was concerned it had gone as planned, he was still in awe at his vision as at the moment he had seen it. They had had dessert and were chatting away, they had struck up quite a conversation, it was as if they had been friends for years, any nerves or unease felt especially on marges part were gone, probably
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Bartman Chapter 10
SideshowBobYes, Icant believe after all these years I will finally get my revengeon Bart, a little hooligan who has ruined my life since he was 10.No, youcan fight it Jessica, I hear the boy scream, stupid boy; there isno way she can fight it. She has the gun to her temple as Bartcontinues to shout at her to stop. It wont work but it causing herto hesitate.Martin,why is she hesitating? Snake asks
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Frozen in Time Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I dontown the Simpsons.It was an ordinary dayin Springfield, where the Simpsons live. No one thought that anythingstrange and unusual would happen, but happen they did. Now, the waythis strange and unusual thing, which I shall name in a moment,happened is because of the bumbling idiocy of a resident ofSpringfield.That day was the dayof the Springfield Science Convention, where Springfi
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Waylon Smithers A Life Chapter 19
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all for reading and reviewing! I'm sorry that I haven't been able to get back to each of your reviews individually, but please know that each one means a lot to me, and I hope you continue to read and review. Thank you. :)CHAPTER NINETEEN:It took not a minute for my former friends to see me; however, it took slightly longer for them to recognize me. I hadnt realized jus
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springfield 01
Springfield Secret SocietyBy GoatTodayis our anniversary, and I dont want any shenanigans from you two.Homer said as he took a swig of whisky.Now I want you six to be good to your um,whoever your mother is for the night okay.Homer said just before he fell the floor with a thud.Im so sorry about him.Marge said as she took some money out of herpurse.This is a great end to ouranniversary.Marge said a
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The Estate (Pt3)
The Estate (Pt3)
Bart stood, he looked down at the book on his bed, he had mastered the spell, the art of moving objects with his mind, he had memorised several different incantations and now he was going to try them, he inhaled deeply and relaxed, letting out his breath slowly when he was sure he was ready he stepped back onto his bed and lay down, his head pressed in
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Bartman Chapter 11
AllisonItskind of weird how much smart Alex has gotten just by hanging aroundme and Lisa, I wonder if we have become that preppy. I hope not, notgoing to tell her that but she is really uhhh to into her fashion. Atleast she has been put up for like 2 or 3 subjects, it kind of pissedoff Bart and Milhouse that we got to jump ahead 2 years.Ithought Lisa was going to come to, says the pretty blonde th
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lisas night of a wonder scare Chapter 1
LISA`S THOUGHTSGreat. Im Lisa Simpson, eight years old, with a stupid family. Yes they can be ok. Mum loves me. Sometimes it seems dad loves me. Bart is well, idiotic and immature. Maggie is just a baby so I cant say much about her, only that she is so demanding.(sigh).where do I fit in here?It 9:30. I am in school. I really should be in grade 5 or over. God this lesson is so easy! A dog could und
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The Simpsons All Fired Up Chapter 1
THE SIMPSONS ALL FIRED UPTHE SIMPSONS ALL FIREDUPBy WileE2005DISCLAIMER: TheSimpsons are copyrighted and trademarked by 20th CenturyFox Entertainment, and is created by Matt Groening. It is also aparody and tribute to the episode Mountain of Madness by JohnSwartzwelder. I do not own any of these properties.On a sunny spring dayat the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, it was lunch break. Mr. Burnsan
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So You See Chapter 4
So You See: Chapter 4 True MotivesDisclaimer: I dont own The Simpsons.Authoresses Note: I just wanted to apologize for the length of this chapter. I will also be going away for eight days so expect an update in about nine or so days as I will not have access to a computer and internet. Thanks.Smithers! What in the hell are you doing here? Mr. Burns shouted angrily.Waylon didnt waste any time. He
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The Estate (Pt4)
The Estate (Pt4)
Bart had woke the next day feeling refreshed, it wasn't until he had got up that the freshness was not quite as fresh as it had appeared, he had felt twangs and aches as he walked to the bathroom. He guessed it was due to his new powers draining him, he shook them off, washed and dressed and went to the dinning room, the smell of cooking filling his no
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Bartman Chapter 12
A/N: I amsorry if there are errors in this one or if its bizarre, anotherrestless night for me so I decided to write this story out.Disclaimer:I wish I owned the Simpsons but I sadly dont, I know I feel likeshooting myself because I dont :pJessicaThisnecklace is sure pretty but unusual. Its weird that no one hassaid anything about me wearing it, I have been wearing it since Bartgave it too me, a g
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lisas night of a wonder scare Chapter 2
Hi againHiagain! Hope you like the next chapter! Please leave comments.]Me andColin sat on bed and did homework. Every now and again wedrandomly say did you know . Then the other would givecomment or say yes I know and give a comment. We started on our math.Colin asked me a few questions and I answered happily.God,Im glad youre not sexist I said.Why?asked Colin not looking up from his homework.Bec
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Bart the rabbit Chapter 1
There was once a rabbit named BartThere wasonce a rabbit named Bart. Bart had white fur and belonged to a familyknown as the Simpbits. The father was a fat, bald rabbit, the mothera rabbit with blue fur, his sister Lisa the smart rabbit and Maggiethe rabbit that sucks acorns or nuts. They lived in Springfield, thecastle of black cloud. They lived in a peace and harmony except forthe times they ate
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So You See Chapter 5
So You See: Chapter 5 Finally AwakeDisclaimer: I dont own The Simpsons.Authoresses Note: Well Im back and while I was away I wrote down several chapters in a journal so the updates should be quick. As for my other stories I just have to type out the chapters I had hand written so they should be up soon enough.With a groan Waylon opened his heavy eyelids.Where am I? He muttered aloud but found he
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The guest
The guest
The sun was shinning, the day was warm, bart walked slowly home from school, he was alone which was unsurprising as school was still in full flow. It was only ten thirty, bart was feeling unwell, very unwell, he groaned with each step. He had been in the middle of class when the wave of nausea had hit him, he didn't know why, he hadn't felt sick this morning,
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Bartman Chapter 13
A/N: I amsorry if I am going too much into supernatural themes.Disclaimer:I dont own the Simpsons.JessicaI amsorry I cant give you that information Repeats Grandpa as heeyes me very closely. I told him about the little girl and the groupyelling Burn the Witch.PleaseGrandpa, Jessica is freaking out here, Bart is practically on hisknees begging.Bart..I. uhhh fine, search Serenity Granger he says.Wai
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lisas night of a wonder scare Chapter 3
Hi againThe thingswalked to us trying to speak with there deep voices. Dad and Bartgot out the car to see what we were yelling about.Oh, hiFlanders said dadHilosers said Bart.Then thedark people took there faces off. They were wearing masks it was theFlanders.Godlittle Lisa and Colin you gave us scare he saidIt turnedout that mum had called the Flanders to come and check on me andColin.They hadbee
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Murder By Stupidity Chapter 1
Here is my latest movie parody: Murder by Stupidity. This Simpsons story is based on the movie: Murder By Death, where five detectives are invited to dinner and a murder. Mr. Twain is the host who invites the team of detectives and makes a bet: One of them will solve the case, one will be the murderer, and one will be the victim. Oh, one more thing. Disco Dinah is an somewhat of an original charac
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So You See Chapter 6
So You See: Chapter 6 DiscussionDisclaimer: I dont own The Simpsons.Authoresses Note: Heres the sixth chapter.The door lock clanked before swinging open. Waylon finally gained awareness that he would be facing someone and held his breath as a foot stepped through the door followed by the rest of the man.He smirked as he saw Waylon tangled on the floor, practically immobile.Having some trouble the
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The car park.
The car park.
Marge finished her shopping, she wheeled the basket to the checkout and watched as she passed her bought goods to the assistant who readily scanned them through until the final bill was totalled. As normal, the bill was settled with cash, she had little need for plastic which everyone else seemed to be using. The basket, again full, but this time the goods with bags
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Bartman Chapter 14
MilhouseWow hermouth tastes even better than before. I cant wait to tell Bartabout my major score with the even more beautiful Samantha. We didnteven watch the movie if thats any sign of how good her mouth was.She wasdestined to be mine I know that, I have no idea why I didnt wantto keep in contact with her. Oh well thats all water under thebridge.Ireally enjoyed watching the movie today, we shoul
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When Homer Meets Peter Chapter 1
It was Thursday Night- The day most Family's try to have "Family Fun Night" Every Family In Springfield and Quahog were sitting down with there family's playing games like monopoly and scrable or sharades. Well every family exept The Simpsons' and The Griffons'.In the Simpson houseHomer was rested on the couch with a beer in one hand, the remote in the other hand, Bart was playing on his game boy,
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Murder By Stupidity Chapter 2
Chapter Two: The Beginning Of An Eventful EveningA few days passed and the five people received their invitations. Most of which are already driving through the forest, trying to find the mansion. The Simpsons are the first to admit they're lost. Well, Marge is at least."Homie, we really should ask for directions." Marge says looking out the window."Never! I will find that mansion if it kills me."
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Career Day Chapter 1
CareerDayNote: Simpsons fanfic. Its career day at Jebidiah Springfield MiddleSchool and Maury does a report about his father and even has himappear at the school to answer questions. Of course, he answers noto the free beer question, even though he will take-over MoesTavern someday.But,Maury reveals that he will delve into his other passions ofoceanography and nature.Chapter1First Day of SchoolFra
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the simpsons the cinema part1
TheCinema.Itwas Sunday afternoon and relatively quiet in the Simpson household,the weather was not particularly good the rain had been falling for awhile it was chilly and seemed to effect the mood of the family. Wellmost of it, Lisa was out in the country pony riding and from allaccounts the weather where she was was fine. Homer had taken hisusual position on the sofa watching the tv, Marge was b
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The punishment
The punishment
The sun beat down on Springfield, the sky was blue, the forecast was good. Saturday, the kids were off school for weekend, the air was filled with chirping birds laughing kids and not a cloud was to be seen. In the simpsons back garden bart was learning how to play cricket, an English game for gentlemen, apparently. His teacher was nelson, bart had been surpr
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Bartman Chapter 15
A/N: Goingto take another gamble, hope you like flashbacks and italics becausethats pretty what this chapter is about.I wasborn in a Christian home was name Serenity Granger. I grew understrict rules and my family was very religious, I was an only childand try my best to be a good daughter. My mum and dad were alwaysfighting, I felt alone in the world as their struggles continued towreck my life a
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When Homer Meets Peter Chapter 2
AUTHOR'S NOTESorry For not updating for a while, Theres been alot of stuff going on and I had no free time, But things have slowed down alot which means i'm back. I have 6 stories that are currently being written so be patient. Anyways thanks for reading, and I will update this as soon as I can :D
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Murder By Stupidity Chapter 3
Chapter Three: Arrivals and AccidentsApu and Manjula have finally found the mansion. They stop in front of a rickety bridge."Oh my, look at that bridge! Do you think we will make it?" He looks over to the driver's seat. Manjula is gone. "Manjula?""Yes, I do." She says outside the car."Then why are you outside the car?""To see if you can make it! Drive across, please.""Why me?" Apu asks."Because I
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From the Beginning Chapter 1
Monty Burns alwaysloved firing old employees and hiring new ones. Well, the hiring ofnew employees was actually starting to get tedious. There were onlyso many insults you could throw at these people; only so manyover-the-top questions you could ask. Most of the reactions fell intothree categories anyway. The 'ass-kisser', the 'polite prospectiveemployee' and, Burns' favorite, the 'man that's been
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the simpsons the fetish
The fetish. (Pt1)Bart was ten years old,well if truth be known he told himself, he was pretty close to elevenso in his eyes he was on the verge of adult hood. Grown upswere......well stupid, they knew nothing, well nothing of value to akid anyway. Bart had a problem, he knew he had a problem though hewouldn't describe it as such, he had a need, a desire. He had hadit for nearly a year now and it h
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The party
The party
Milhouse and bart stood in the corner talking and watching, it was Christmas and everyone seemed to be getting into the swing, for some reason though neither of them could fathom they were the only kids there, he knew others had been invited, they had mused that it was so the other kids parents could let their hair down and have no child worries, but as they
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Bartman Chapter 16
JessicaWellthats it, we can all see this little girl, says Lisa sitting inBarts tree house or Willies home.How dowe get rid of it? Allison asks before we hear someone climb up theladder.Oh heyWillie, sorry we just felt Alex starts before she is cut off bythe Scottish man.I heardyou talking about Serenity Granger, I am sure you know all about whattook place in the old church in 18th Century. He sta
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Otto the Cell Phone Thrower Chapter 1
CHAPTER 1 :NO BUS, NO WORKBack from a trip to Krustyland, Bart and Lisa are comfortably installed in their uncomfortable school bus seats, talking about what they experienced in Krustyland. He told his sister that he liked the Flying Cannonball, a rollercoaster where the (un)lucky passengers can have a cream pie thrown at him/her.I got a cream pie and you didnt!, Bart said. Lisa freplies that she
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the simpsons thetrip
The TripThe Simpson family walked out of there house and slipped into the waitingcar. Homer had already filled the trunk with the desired cases within the lasthalf hour and was looking forward to simply sitting in the drivers seat to relaxthe aching bones. This trip would be slightly different, Lisa had asked if shecould sit up front as she wanted to makes notes along the way for an essay shewas p
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Bartman Chapter 17
HomerI dontcare for your excuses!!! Get me more sugar-coated donuts!!!! Ishout at Lenny before hanging up the phone. Its kind of obvious hehas no idea what he is suppose to be doing and decides to waste histime with doing nothing. Idiot!!!My phonerings again and I am forced to pick it up, still a little annoyed atthe fact we are low on sugar-coated donuts.What!!!I yell into phone.Itsme Willie,Will
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